"Roundheads and Ramblings"
It’s been a strange day. All the dire predictions, starting last Friday, of terrible storms and tornado warnings, have now passed, and we have glorious green foliage everywhere against brilliant blue skies, but without receiving a drop of rain. But the downside is that the temperature has now dropped from the eighties last week to the forties last night. And the furnace picked this morning to quit working. The whole system is getting a checkup on Friday; I just have to figure out a way to keep warm until then.
My solution for today was to go to the grocery, where I could hover around the deli department’s freshly roasted chicken warming displays. That was cozy but I began to look like a chicken predator.
The rest of the grocery was strange, too. I needed a tablespoon of lemon juice for a recipe. The produce department only had bags of 24 lemons, no individual ones. So I headed clear across the story to bottled juice, where I found an empty shelf labeled lemon juice. All they had left were half-gallon sized bottles. Remember, I only needed one tablespoon. That recipe went back into the box.
I scored a triumph by remembering both sour cream and a cucumber to make German cucumber salad. I’ve been thinking about making that for weeks but alternated between forgetting the sour cream or forgetting the cucumber.
Now feeling proud, I rewarded myself by purchasing a single cream stick topped with heaping swirls of chocolate fudge (69 cents worth of indulgence) in the bakery. It was destined to be tonight’s dessert. Except — when I got home, I found it at the bottom of a bag under a pile of canned goods. Cream stick will have to be licked off the paper it was once wrapped in.
And to top off the day, I replenished my supply of kitty litter. The bag boy asked if I wanted each of the packages in its own separate plastic bag. “Of course not,” I said. “Not unless you plan on punching holes in the paper containers.” Karma! When I unloaded the car, I started with kitty litter and carried the first two bags to the back of the garage. One bag slipped as I lowered them to the floor. It hit the concrete with a bang and the whole bag split open top to bottom. I now have 10 pounds of litter to sweep up.
Maybe I'll go back to bed until summer arrives.
Yesterday I talked
about all the lovely tax deductions writers can get. But I forgot to add the
most important point. You have to keep track of those expenses. Here’s how I learned to handle that "tacky"
One fateful year, I
received a terrifying call from my accountant, reminding me that because of the
high volume of sales of Beyond All Price in the last quarter of
2011, I owed the IRS a quarterly payment on my 2011 taxes. All she needed, she
told me, was a list of all my income and all (read: ALL) my book-related
expenditures over the past year.
Have I been keeping
those records? Well . . . sort of. I have a couple of file folders at the
corner of my desk into which I've been stuffing receipts and credit-card bills.
And I had started out last year by downloading a highly recommended program for
organizing those receipts. I just hadn't actually kept the records up to
Gamely I dug out all
those little slips of paper and opened my expense record, only to be horrified
by how complicated it was. It had a separate sheet for each month, with a
row for every day in the month. And each sheet had some 35 categories of
expenses, each with its own column on a spread sheet that measured some 18
inches across. That meant I was looking at over 8000 little cells to be filled
in before the actual calculations even began. I started sorting my little
pieces of paper into monthly piles. I didn't take long before I realized
that this program was major over-kill, and much too complicated.
When I couldn't find
a simpler version that seemed designed for the kinds of expenses writers and
indie publishers incur, I decided to design my own. The result is a
simple template that works on any computer that can handle Excel. It put
all my expenses onto just 1 page. Just set your page to portrait and under the
print function, scale to about 80% or 1 page wide and 1 page tall.
The layout is
simple. It has three sections: one for travel expenses, one for
day-to-day expenses, and one for including the figures for a dedicated home
office. You get just one cell for each expense during a given month, so you may
have to do a bit of addition on your own--adding all your postage, for example.
And travel mileage needs to be converted to cost by multiplying it by the IRS
allowance for mileage. (That's not as complicated as it sounds. The
current allowance is $0.50 a mile, so you just divide the number of miles by 2
and add a dollar sign.)
When you're finished
entering your numbers, the spreadsheet calculates each type of expense (in the
rows) over the course of the year and the total for each month (in 12
columns.) At the bottom right corner, you get the grand total.
Simple. There are also some blank rows, so if you need to add some
new categories, you can just type them in. The "total" formula is
already entered in the blank cell at the end of each row. I finished my
calculations in a single morning.
It was so easy that I
decided to share the template here. I’ll post it tomorrow.
OK, today is tax day, and like a lot of other people, you've spent the day buried in paper and mathematical scribblings. I went to the post office today on a non-tax related matter and had to wait in line to get a parking place. I gathered that most of the people in line were not there to buy stamps. Anyhow, it occurred to me that it must be time to remind my readers of a sure-fire way to save money on your taxes. It's too late for your 2014 return, but the outlook for 2015 can be much brighter.
How? One simple trick does it all. BECOME A WRITER!
The Internal Revenue Service has a soft spot for writers. Who
would have guessed! Once you admit that you are an author by claiming that
designation as your profession, the tax laws are on your side. Someone in
Washington actually understands that book production takes a long time, and
that you can work at it for years without making any proﬁt, because you are
still creating the book, not selling it. They will grant you your deductions
for expenses for up to ﬁve years before they start refusing your claims to be a
“real” writer. On your tax return, don’t list yourself as “store clerk” or “plumber’s
assistant” while you are writing. There’s a special designation for writers;
ﬁnd it and use it. Oh, you should keep your day job, but think of yourself as a
writer and regard “fry cook” as your hobby, not the other way around. Then
start collecting your deductions.
Have you set up your home ofﬁce? Then you have a place of
business. Measure the space in square feet, determine the square footage of
your entire house or apartment, and then ﬁgure out the percentage of the
residence that is exclusively used for business. (A 10’ x 12’ ofﬁce in a 1500
square foot house = 8% devoted to business use.) That percentage now applies to
all of your housing expenses that affect the entire space—heating and lighting
bills, rent or mortgage interest, insurance, homeowner association fees,
security system, and termite protection are all common expenses. You can’t
deduct painting the living room if you use the back bedroom as your ofﬁce, but
you can deduct 8% of the cost of a new roof, since that applies to the entire structure.
Next, take a look at your home ofﬁce and its contents. If you are
using an old card table and a folding chair for a desk, you probably can’t
deduct their cost, but if you go out and purchase a new computer desk, using it
only for your writing, its price will be deductible. New or fairly recent
electronics (computer, printer, external backup drive) can be deducted or
depreciated. The ﬁrst phone line into your residence is not deductible, but if
you add a second line for a fax machine or an 800 number for your business,
you’ve found another deduction.
Be sure to keep track of all expenses for ofﬁce supplies—pens,
pencils notepads, printer cartridges, diskettes, scotch tape, paper clips, ﬁle
folders, labels, a calendar, an appointment book, scissors, a rack to hold
current ﬁle folders. You can even deduct the cost of air, if you buy it in
compressed form and use it to clean your keyboard. (I use mine to chase the cat
off the desk, but the principle is the same.)
advertising. Anything you have printed with the name of your company or the
name of your next book can be deducted as an advertising expense. Of course
you’ll have a supply of business cards, but you can also use the same size card
to announce an upcoming book. (I just had some printed with a picture of “The
Second Mouse” on them. I have a second set of half-size business cards with
photographs of Beaufort, SC, on them to advertise my next novel, The Road to
Frogmore.) Both were deductible, as are bookmarks that match your book
covers or brochures telling dealers and bookstores how they can order your
Much of your book budget will go for travel—to research libraries,
book signings or writing conferences. If you travel by car, you can deduct the
exact mileage, so long as you keep a log or record of the odometer. You’ll be
asked for details of the car’s purchase price, its year and model, its VIN, and
its total mileage, so keep them handy. You’ll be able to deduct 50 to 55 cents
a mile if your travel is purely for business. I bought a magnetic company sign
for under $10.00. On business trips, I slap that on the front door of the
family sedan and turn the entire trip into a business expense. You can also
deduct hotel bills, parking fees, and bridge or road tolls if you keep records.
you’ll need to keep careful count of the books you order for resale. With a
print-on-demand contract, you don’t have to keep a huge inventory on hand, but
you’ll need a constant supply of printed books to give away, to send to book
reviewers, to sell to your friends, to take with you to speaking engagements,
or to enter into book contests. You may be asked to report your sales and to
pay sales tax, so you’ll need to account for every copy you purchase. Be sure
to check with your municipal and state laws on sales tax. In my state, you
don’t have to report sales for tax purposes until your sales go over $3000.00,
but that may not be so for where you live. The ones you sell will cost you a
bit, but the ones you give away can be deducted.
For many authors, these expenses can mount up to a tax deduction
of several thousand dollars. Just remember that you are expected to be earning
a proﬁt after ﬁve years of effort. If you are making money, you can only deduct
expenses that exceed your income. If you are not making any money after ﬁve
years, the IRS will tell you that writing is now just your hobby and deny any
deductions. It will be time to declare your real occupation as fry cook or
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Earlier this week I wrote about the "end" of the Civil War: April 9, 1865, at Appomattox Courthouse. But even as I acknowledged the general belief that the date marked the end of the Civil War, I suggested that my own books on the period will continue to talk about the war throughout the period of Reconstruction. In my current WIP, "Yankee Reconstructed," the characters find that they cannot escape the war, and that nothing appears to have been solved in 1865.
In the chapter I'm working on today (which is actually just at the 50% mark in the manuscript). there occurs a three-way argument between (1) a black man who understands that freedom doesn't come by decree, (2) a well-educated Northern white teacher who naively believes that all will now be well, and (3) a wounded Confederate soldier who is still continuing to fight under his old CW general.
In today's New York Times, there is an article that explains the problem of Reconstruction exceptionally well. I cannot post it here because of copyright issues, but below is the title and permalink that will allow you to read it for yourself. Enjoy.
The Dangerous Myth of Appomattox
By GREGORY P. DOWNS